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Started by Luca, November 11, 2019, 02:47:29 PM

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Emily

Granted, unfortunately it's bardic inspiration and only allows you to add a d4 to your next skill check or attack roll.

I wish I had an idea for the thesis I'm supposed to come up with for my history class.

Luca

Granted but, at the last minute, it is converted to an Art Appreciation class and you can't afford to attend all of the professor's friends' art galleries.

I wish I had a nice big cake.

Emily

Granted, but it's too rich so you can only eat a piece every two days and you need to take a nap every time you eat a piece.

I wish I could have some good Thai food uwu

Luca

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat it.

I wish our internet was more reliable.

HumanSanity

Granted, but it's reliably bad

I wish the weather was like this every day
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Granted, but you start to wish it was like something else after a few weeks.

I wish that the mail would come.

Luca

Granted, it has arrived; There is a sale on microwaves at the Cool Kids' Store. No other mail is present.

I wish I had some coffee.

Emily

Granted, but it tastes like breakfast tea instead of coffee.

I wish bank things would work out better :pikathink:

Luca

Granted, but you're the Weakest Link in the next round.

I wish I had a time turner.

Emily

Granted, you're now stuck in timecube.

I wish I could convince myself that going to university was actually worth what I'm going through to do it.

Luca

Granted, you are now a boomer.

I wish I could convince myself that my NS work matters.

HumanSanity

Granted, but [redacted] takes credit for it.

I wish I could portion food slightly better
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Granted, it's still not good but it's better.

I wish I could get more people to RP with me D:<

Luca

Granted, but you don't know much about German tanks.

I wish I had the power to control time.

Emily

#154
Granted but you can only go forward.

I wish paying for school was easier.

HumanSanity

Granted, the school simply deducts lifetime directly from your 5G microchip.

I wish I could stay well hydrated more easily
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Granted, but it's only unflavoured carbonated water.

I wish the potets would be done faster!

Luca

Granted, they are now dehydrated and come in a compact powder form.

I wish I had a magic time turner.

DyllonAvocado

Granted, but it will always turn to the day Jesus was born and you have to roleplay as one of the wise men.

I wish I had an enchanted tea pot the never runs empty
Dyllon!

There'#039s a light inside your soul that'#039s still shining in the cold, and the truth - the promise in our hearts
Don'#039t forget, I'#039m with you in the dark :)

Emily

Granted, but it's neverending ginger tea. Which is fine, but you know, it's just not always what you want.

I wish the strawberry plant hadn't become infested.