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Rename Everything

Started by Luca, January 17, 2021, 05:48:51 PM

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Emily

The act of eating shall henceforth be referred to as "cromch"

Luca

"Tea" should be referred to now as "strategic tea"

HumanSanity

"lemon" shall be referred to as "lime"
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Lime shall henceforth be referred to as undefinable citrus.

Wasc

water shall now be known as lemonless lemonade.
I refuse to write anything here.

HumanSanity

Toothpaste shall be known as breath lightener
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Luca

The names of skittles and M&M shall be swapped at random thoughout any given month.

HumanSanity

toilet paper shall be renamed kleenex
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Luca

The practice of software development shall now be known as "wizardry"

HumanSanity

Fabric softener shall be known as nose poison
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Luca

"Left" shall now be known as "right" and vice versa sporadically alternating three hundred times per day.

HumanSanity

"Water" shall be known as "fruit juice"

"Gatorade" shall be known as "water"
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

Fruit juice shall henceforth be known as "sugar tasting faintly of a colour"

Luca

Kansas will now be known as "Secret Kansas"

HumanSanity

Applejuice shall be known as "a thing made by applejack"
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Luca

All forms of Nanaimo Bars® TM shall now be known as "Strategic Nanaimo Bars® TM".

Emily

The Rocky Mountains will now be known as "The John Denvers"

Luca

All subscription-based products shall now be referred to as "bad decisions"

HumanSanity

Luca shall now be referred to as Taylor
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Emily

HS shall now be referred to as Pony Lord of the East