Corruption Game

Started by Luca, November 11, 2019, 02:47:29 PM

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clandrox

Granted but their posts are short,

I wish for a stable economy
~clandrox
King Of Subadent and Her Trees, Speaker of Their Language Wucelapan.

Emily

Granted, it's an economy of horses.

I wish we had an economy of horses.

clandrox

Quote from: Valkyrie on December 01, 2019, 09:59:33 PM
Granted, it's an economy of horses.

I wish we had an economy of horses.
Granted but the economy is crashing hard

I wish for a tree
~clandrox
King Of Subadent and Her Trees, Speaker of Their Language Wucelapan.

Rea

I read it as 40 degrees Fahrenheit xD (I'm just waiting for y'all to get into the forest :'D )

Granted, but it's the sad, cursed tree from Majora's Mask.

I wish I WAS a horse.

Luca

Granted, but your name is Phobos.

I wish the office walls were blue.

clandrox

granted it has flecks of baby vomit yellow in it

I wish for the burning of Conifer
~clandrox
King Of Subadent and Her Trees, Speaker of Their Language Wucelapan.

Emily

Granted, but Evergreen Conifer is fine.

I wish I had brought gloves.

Jens

Granted, but you can only take them off if you jump up three times and say "I'm a biscuit."

I wish I wasn't single.

Rea

Granted, you're married to Thanos.

I wish I knew how to write chase scenes.

Emily

Granted, but unfortunately it's just scenes about chasing shots of whiskey with various strange substances.

I wish more people were interested in playing with us.

Luca

Granted, but puppets strings now control your arms.

I wish it would snow again.

clandrox

Granted but its yellow snow.

I wish i had a dollar for every time I met an LGBTQ+ individual
~clandrox
King Of Subadent and Her Trees, Speaker of Their Language Wucelapan.

Emily

Granted, the only people you meet from now on are cishet types.

I wish I had more time in a day to do things.

Luca

Granted, you do all the things but never have time for Warframe

I wish that we could find an apartment that had carpet.

Rea

Granted, it smells bad. (IRL my carpet smells)

I wish I had better guitar playing skills.

Emily

Granted, but they're only marginally better.

I wish we could find an apartment that didn't require us to have a roommate.

Luca

Quote from: Valkyrie on December 19, 2019, 08:47:30 PM
Granted, but they're only marginally better.

I wish we could find an apartment that didn't require us to have a roommate.
Granted, but it's let by Dracula and his wife at the end of the world's longest bus ride.

I wish I could build my PC again already

HumanSanity

Quote from: Luca on December 23, 2019, 02:27:20 PMI wish I could build my PC again already
Granted, but just because you build it doesn't mean it works, and it can never connect to the interwebs.

I wish my water glass was larger so I didn't have to refill it as much
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

Argo

Quote from: HumanSanity on January 08, 2021, 05:53:06 PM
I wish my water glass was larger so I didn't have to refill it as much
Granted but its always half-empty.

I wish I had a pet duck that made absolutely divine sandwiches.
The Lordax

HumanSanity

Quote from: Dax on January 08, 2021, 06:03:16 PMI wish I had a pet duck that made absolutely divine sandwiches.
Granted, but the duck poops in each sandwich.

I wish my foot was not asleep
I am juuuuuust a pony
I make mistakes from time to time