Corruption Game

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but it starts growing poison because why not

I wish my keyboard Backspace button was working

[DyllonAvocado]

Granted, but every time you use it you get angry emails from each character you chose to remove; if you try to block them, they become strongly worded letters delivered via pigeon

I wish I could sleep on command

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but it's the command of an Evil Doer who makes you go to sleep randomly and with ill intent

I wish I hadn't decided for no reason to buy a bunch of clothes that were one size too small

[Emily]

Granted, unfortunately by the time the properly sized clothes arrived, you had shrank two sizes.

I wish the one day I had finally decided to pull the curtain down, it wasn't suddenly sunny.

[Luca]

Granted, the sun is now only visible from inside your apartment.

I wish I could eat a whole thing

[Emily]

Granted, but you find that inside you is a black hole, and the food emerges from a white hole approximately one microsecond before it goes into you.

I wish I didn't take inconvenient three hour naps every day.

[Argo]

Granted, but now you don't sleep ever and must steal energy from other beings.

I wish my phone would stop overheating.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but it gets so cold it shuts down all the same

I wish I owned slightly larger water glasses

[Emily]

Granted but they're just spectacles filled with water.

I wish I had more motivation to write.

[Luca]

Granted by most people come to the conclusion you can just skip book 11.

I wish it were September already.

[Nangka]

Granted, but you are now asleep until September ends.

I wish the prescription on my glasses are up to date.

[Emily]

Granted, but now you need a better prescription.

I wish my writing were as practised now as it was in 2016.

[whatermelons]

Granted, but you've only practised writing out the words "I wish my writing were as practised now as it was in 2016" since 2016.

I wish for a cold glass of tap water.

[Hunter Leptk]

Granted, but there is lead

I wish I would never get ill.

[whatermelons]

Granted, you never get unwell from diseases but you catch them and pass them to many people unknowingly, becoming a super spreader of several diseases.

I wish that I could levitate 1cm above the ground at all times.

[Luca]

Granted, but there is a 2cm snail, somewhere in the world, following you at all times.

I wish Dot were a sentient person capable of engaging conversation

[Emily]

Granted, but she mostly talks about Magic cards.

I wish it were easier to keep up with reading for uni.

[Argo]

Granted, but all the reading becomes only reading the script of Iron Man 2.

I wish I had more free time

[Hunter Leptk]

Granted but all you do with said free time is text your mother

I wish I had more wishes

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but they don't come true. You can wish them, doesn't mean they'll happen.

I wish my homework was complete already