Corruption Game

Emily · January 10, 2021, 02:08:52 AM

Granted! YOU DIDN'T SLEEP

I wish my hand didn't have this breakout.

Copyn · January 10, 2021, 05:21:58 AM

Granted! The breakout is on your feet instead.

I wish I could transform into a magical girl!

HumanSanity · January 10, 2021, 08:24:05 AM

Granted, but the only kind of magic you have is the magic to produce cheerios at will

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping

Copyn · January 10, 2021, 08:25:32 AM

Granted, there's no more groceries to shop for.

I wish I had two wishes!

FLP · January 10, 2021, 06:16:37 PM

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes!

I wish there were no birds in my area

Luca · January 10, 2021, 10:47:23 PM

Granted, the sky is now filled with flying squirrels.

I wish I could get wiki templates to write themselves.

AlchemicCadence · January 11, 2021, 07:19:22 AM

Granted, but the pages fill themselves out too, with complete misinformation. Apparently Calamity Refuge started as a basket weaving forum!

I wish my arm would stop hurting. D:

HumanSanity · January 11, 2021, 02:33:09 PM

Granted, but only if you rest it and perform no tasks or labor with it

I wish I could focus on writing

Luca · January 12, 2021, 07:37:18 PM

Granted, but all of your writing is in the spam board.

I wish I could have shoes that broke themselves in.

HumanSanity · January 12, 2021, 07:55:22 PM

Granted, but they're so worn out you have to start over again

I wish I hadn't needed to nap

Luca · January 14, 2021, 11:53:40 PM

Granted, you simply want to desperately.

I wish I could throw shapes.

Copyn · January 15, 2021, 07:59:17 AM

Granted, but you can't throw them as far as you want.

I wish I had pizza

HumanSanity · January 15, 2021, 08:00:13 AM

Granted, but it has all the worst toppings

I wish these applications were written

Copyn · January 15, 2021, 08:01:55 AM

Granted! They're written in a foreign language

I wish I had more courage!

AlchemicCadence · January 15, 2021, 02:41:54 PM

Granted! Look at all those figures of Courage the Cowardly Dog in your house.

I wish I could find my favorite pencil!

Copyn · January 15, 2021, 02:51:32 PM

Granted! You open the door to find your favorite pencil staring you down - and it has a gun! It's going to get revenge on you!

I wish I could eat anything without side-effects

Emily · January 15, 2021, 10:30:37 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, everything now tastes like corn.

I wish my school was more interested in non-Shakespearean literature.

Luca · January 16, 2021, 02:34:25 PM

I acorde wel that it ys so, my purpos is, er that I parte fro ye.

I wish that I lived out in the woods.

Copyn · January 16, 2021, 02:38:40 PM

Granted! But the squirrels keep watching you in abnormally high numbers. You can't help but feel they're plotting something...

I wish I had a disco ball!

Luca · January 17, 2021, 11:19:36 AM

Granted, but it is made from vulcanised rubber.

I wish it would be cloudy

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