Corruption Game

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but now your foot is singing and dancing like in a show tune. And won't stop.

I wish I had more pizza.

[Emily]

Granted, but the pizza is all of your least-favourite ingredients.

I wish I was better at making cool dispatches.

[Luca]

Granted, but they're all on you DEAT nation.

I wish it were always autumn.

[Copyn]

Granted! But the leaves are never crunchy enough

I wish for a vigintillion cookies!

[HumanSanity]

Granted but they're all made with no sugar.

I wish my microwave didn't beep continuously without interruption until you opened the door

[Emily]

Granted, but it now beeps nonstop while the door is open.

I wish I wasn't tired even though I got enough sleep.

[Luca]

Granted, but now you are asleep even though you are not tired.

I wish I had more books in the apartment.

[Copyn]

Granted! Everything in your apartment is now made out of books. And most of them aren't very good.

I wish I was really good at fighting games

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but your super strength means out of fight you can't even perform basic functions like picking up a water glass without breaking something

I wish I had eaten slightly less food for dinner so I don't have a stomach ache

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but slightly too much food is removed, so now you're hungry again.

I wish I was a true pro gamer.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but only in Tetris.

I wish my glasses would stay on my nose

[Copyn]

Granted! Now they won't come off your nose!

I wish I was as big as the empire state building

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but due to the square-cube law, you can't support your own weight. Shucks!

I wish I had unlimited coffee! 

[Copyn]

It is granted! Your supply of coffee will never run out, no matter how much you make - but much like Tantalus, you find that any time you go to drink the coffee it recedes just out of reach, rendering you unable to drink any.

I wish I had a portal gun

[Luca]

Granted, however it only leads to The coin operated hand dimension.

I wish I could get my braces off.

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but your teeth aren't aligned or anything, you've just taken them off.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

[Copyn]

Granted! Your sleep schedule is normal...for someone on the opposite side of the world!

I wish I had coins for these coin operated hands.

[Luca]

Granted, but you no longer have the hands.

I wish I could travel to the 90s when everything was flawless.

[Emily]

Granted, but it's the 1890s.

I wish I wasn't taking three courses on Shakespeare this term.

[Luca]

Granted but it's smoother than you remember.

I wish it were breakfast time again.