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I'm the master - of suspense, so intense no defence against Hitchcock once he presents (aaaarghhh)
My skills are enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance
You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers! (C'mon!)
Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up
I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup
I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera
Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana

Xerxes decided to sit down in a nearby café. She decided to pick up a book that she did borrow - 'The History of Amphibians'. She started reading the first page to herself. 'It started, as most things do, with a newt.' Interesting, she thought. She took out her newly acquired bookmark and inserted it into that page, then stood up to order a soufflé.

To her shock however, when she arrived back at her table with her eggy dish her book had disappeared. Not wishing to lose a library book, she put her food down and scrambled to find it. Where could it had gone? Did someone steal it? Did it grow a pair of legs and walked away? Did it- *THUMP!*

"OW!!!" Xerxes winced in excruciating pain. She looked down and saw that the second book of the day had landed on her head. She looked up to see what was going on when she saw the exact opposite happening - the bookmark was seemingly levitating in the air, defying the laws of gravity. How did that tiny bookmark lift up that entire novel? The bookmark began floating away in the wind, and a mesmerised Xerxes chased after it.

The bookmark dandled through the air as Xerxes jumped over tables, hedges and comically tiny clown cars as she tried to grasp it. Soon, the bookmark went down a deep well, where it dropped all the way to the bottom. Xerxes sighed and decided it wasn't worth retrieving, until she saw a green light emerging from the bottom of the seemingly bottomless well. Drawn to the light, Xerxes decided to climb down the crusty and rusty iron rungs to see what it was all about. Of course, the rungs crumbled under the stress of possibly the first person to touch them in a century, causing her to tumble down into the abyss.

It started, as many things do, with a book.

"Ow."

Xerxes winced as she rubbed her forehead. Some kind of projectile had struck her face hard. She looked around and found a book on the floor of the library. What great luck, she thought. The one time this really thick book had to randomly fall off the shelf, it was onto her face. She picked it up and read the cover out loud.

"101 Forests You've Definitely Never Heard Of." Xerxes rolled her eyes. The last thing she needed now was yet another cover-flip-bait book. As she tried to return the book to its original position on the shelf, hopefully reinforced to protect more soft heads, a bookmark fell out.

Is the gravity here weirdly strong or is it just me? Xerxes pondered. She picked up the bookmark and examined it. The design was quite pretty, with a tree on one side and an encouragement to keep reading on the other. Maybe the pain was worth it after all. Xerxes pocketed the bookmark and left the library. The tranquil, air-conditioned atmosphere was quickly replaced with one of chaos and sweltering heat. Xerxes put on her sunglasses and sashayed out of the Library of Alexandria

i eat too much junk food. it makes me fat . but i cant resist. nom nom nom cheesburger

grew up in

Mark Zuckerberg

Boris Johnson retiring from politics
Better Call Saul Season 6
Snow
A million dollars in my bank account
Fireworks

Name 5 people whose names contain the word "Morris" (first and/or last names)

Yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon

Granted, you never get unwell from diseases but you catch them and pass them to many people unknowingly, becoming a super spreader of several diseases.

I wish that I could levitate 1cm above the ground at all times.

35 * 3 - 1

Granted, but you've only practised writing out the words "I wish my writing were as practised now as it was in 2016" since 2016.

I wish for a cold glass of tap water.

Time management
Concentration
playing the piano
snapping my fingers in sync with the drum machine parts in "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode
hiding things from people


Name 5 things in your house that you hate

I didn't know a lot of this stuff. I also love the Killers! What do you think of their newest album? I thought it was great, after not caring for Wonderful, Wonderful.

It was great, like all of their albums. Not my favourite, but it was good.

I actually really liked Wonderful Wonderful (though if I had to rank the albums I'd put it last).

Welcome! Let's just get out of the way the question everyone is thinking: where do you stand on post-punk revival groups?

From what I've listened to, I think it's good. Though I don't really listen to it enough to have a really strong opinion about it (except for The Killers), so maybe there's a lot of crap that I haven't heard yet xD

Hiiiiiiiii

I'm Whatermelons :D but people also call me Honeydew/Honey/Whater/Melons/Melon/Whaterhoneymelons etc

You may know me from the CalRef discord server, where I talk rather regularly after having lurked for months in the public channel before finally moving a nation in.

I like writing silly little stories and the occasional sloppy WA proposal for this game called 'NationStates' that I play which you may have heard of. I'm also a fan of association football and the popular football management simulation game called Football Manager, which you may have guessed due to my signature. Currently I'm 4 years into taking my sort of hometown team Eastbourne Borough from the 6th tier of English Football to the Premier League title - I'm at the 4th tier atm!

I also listen to a lot of music. Whilst my main genre is post-punk, I listen to music from a wide variety of genres and eras. My favourite band, as you might have guessed, is The Clash, but I also love Joy Division, New Order, Radiohead and The Killers. My favourite album of all-time is London Calling and my favourite song is London Calling :P

Outside of listening to music, playing games or using Discord and Instagram, I don't do much. I watch TV sometimes (I'll let you guess what my favourite TV show is), and occasionally cycle.

And some other stuff about me:

- I'm trans MtF and I use she/her pronouns! I'm also bisexual if you wanted to know

- I'm a born and raised Singaporean, but I'm half English and visit there occasionally

- I'm hoping to become an engineer of some sort when I grow up (because I'm good at science and also I need moolah for girl stuff >:D)

that's the end of my kind of long post so thank you for reading this far! <3

   

Mike Ehrmantraut

Age:	76-81
Theme Colour:	Grey
Strength:	1
Agility:	1
Wits:	8
Spirit:	0
Magic:	0
Affinity:	6
Command:	8
Luck:	1

Michael "Mike" Ehrmantraut is one of the most dangerous men west of the Mississippi. Whilst his old age hinders his strength and mobility, he makes up for it with his calm manner, voice of reason and cunningness. Mike knows the criminal business inside out and can easily outwit his opponents, and can flex his strength and brutality with his legion of foot soldiers and cronies under his command, in addition to his prowess with weapons. Don't expect mercy from this man: he doesn't do half measures.

   

Cristiano Ronaldo

Age:	36
Theme Colour:	Red
Strength:	10
Agility:	7
Wits:	0
Spirit:	0
Magic:	0
Affinity:	5
Command:	2
Luck:	1

Cristiano Ronaldo, the peak of human strength and physique. A 36 year old in a 20 year old's body, CR7 has no problem turning his opponents into mush. A lightning on his feet as well, being able to jump over mountains just to head the winning goal. Don't underestimate his ball control skills though, one free kick and everyone in Row Z gets annihilated.