[FULL] The Battle of All Things Applications

[Cat]

   

Keanu Reeves

Age:	56
Theme Colour:	Charcoal
Strength:	5
Agility:	5
Wits:	2
Spirit:	7
Magic:	0
Affinity:	5
Command:	1
Luck:	0

- Thinks you're breathtaking
- 'Whoa'
- Only person on earth who deserves dogs
- (Don't touch the dog)
- A man of focus, commitment, and sheer will

He's kind. He's generous. He knows uncountable ways to kill you. He looks like he doesn't age, because he doesn't age. He won the love of literally everyone. He's Keanu Reeves. 

[Zukchiva]

   

Google-Chan

Age:	21
Theme Colour:	#4285F4 (Blue)
Strength:	4
Agility:	5
Wits:	7
Spirit:	0
Magic:	2
Affinity:	0
Command:	7
Luck:	0

• Loves to know more about you
• Wants to know where you are at all times
• May be a sociopath
• May be spying on you as you read this

Google-Chan is one of the world's premier technology monopolies, and it will stop at nothing to control everything you do ensure you have a great standard of life. With a suit of innovative applications such as YouTube, G-Mail, and Android, it will ensure your every need will be met. With Google-Chan as your friend, you are set for life.

Of course, you may notice Google-Chan meeting shady characters at the middle of the night and handing them files that look suspisiously like yours. But don't worry: those are just your cat pictures. We promise.

[Nangka]

   

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

Age:	ORKZ DON' 'AVE BIRFDAYZ, BUT DA BIGGA' DA ORK, DA OLDA' 'E IZ - AND WE'RE ALL BIG
Theme Colour:	WE LIKE RED KOZ IT MAKEZ DA DAKKA GO FASTA #c2191F
Strength:	9 ORKZ IZ TUFF
Agility:	4 ORKZ IZ KWIK
Wits:	0 ORKZ KANT GET WIT OTHAWIZE DA SHOOTAZ' DON' WERK
Spirit:	3 ORKZ ONLY LIV FOR DA WAAAGH!!!
Magic:	0 WE DON' GOT NO ODDBOYZ 'ERE
Affinity:	2 OUR SHOOTAZ, STABBAZ AN' CHOPPAZ ALMOZ' ALWAYZ WORKZ
Command:	1 ALL DA BOYZ GOT IZ EACH OTHA
Luck:	6 WE GOT 'ERE WIFOUT DYIN', AND IF ORKZ FINK IT, ORKZ KAN DO IT

'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO

WE ORK BOYZ ARE 'ERE FA' ONE 'FING AND ONE 'FING ONLY: TA PRUV DAT WE ARE DA BEST AT DA SHOOTIN' AND DA BOOMIN' AND DA STABBIN' AND DA CHOMPIN' AND DA STOMPIN'. TA DO DIZ, WE GOTZ OUR SHOOTAZ DAT GO DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA, OUR BIG BOOMAZ DAT MAKE DA BIG BOOMAZ AND OUR KLOZE KWARTAH KOMBAT WEPUNZ DAT GO STABBA STABBA, CHOMPA CHOMPA AND WHACKA WHACKA.

ONCE DA BOYZ PRUV TA ALL YOUZ PUNY HUMINZ AND ANIMULZ AND OBJEKS DAT WE IZ DA MOS' POWAFU', WE IZ GON' KEEP LOOKIN' FA' OTHA' TINGZ TA FIGHT. KOZ DAT IZ WAT WE ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ DO. WE JUS LUV TA FIGHT.

[dengopaiv]

   

Pyramids of Egypt

Age:	More than enough
Theme Colour:	Limestone
Strength:	Sturdy, not strong=0
Agility:	Not going anywhere anytime soon=0
Wits:	Stonehead=0
Spirit:	OMG=2
Magic:	Launching the souls of pharoes to the stars since construction=10
Affinity:	What's that lion there?=2
Command:	We command respect=10
Luck:	They tried to destroy us once, no luck=1

We are pointy.
We are sturdy.
We are not stoned, We are the stone.
And no, not the rolling stone.
Here we  stand, because here we were built.
Before we fight, make sure you have your sarcofagus commissionned, your shroud of the dead, the mask and the book.
don't forget the book.
And maybe you'll get to return as a mummy, if we  so command.

[DyllonAvocado]

   

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

Age:	(possibly) 111 years old
Theme Colour:	Gray
Strength:	#1
Agility:	#1
Wits:	#1
Spirit:	5
Magic:	5
Affinity:	#1
Command:	10 (the army of the living dead
Luck:	#1

He is number 1

Commands an army of humanoid skeletal fish

Possesses the soda drink hat, and if it is he gets angry and the thief is CURSED

Wields a blade made from a swordfish skull

Can cast confusion on an enemy by showing them a floating shopping list or a ghost doodle

[Nangka]

   

Male-pattern baldness

Age:	21 and up, but in rare instances can affect teenagers
Theme Colour:	#FFDBAC
Strength:	0
Agility:	0
Wits:	0
Spirit:	6
Magic:	0
Affinity:	5
Command:	8
Luck:	6

• Affects as many as half of all men around the world
• Men have a 25% chance of getting it at the age of 21, 40% chance at 35, and 50% chance at 50
• Can be psychologically distressing and affect self-esteem
• There is literally no reason for men to go bald it is so pointless everyone hates it so much

All men live in fear of it.

[Sudanna]

   

Your Local Library

Age:	at most 368
Theme Colour:	a friendly brown
Strength:	0
Agility:	0
Wits:	10
Spirit:	5
Magic:	4
Affinity:	0
Command:	2
Luck:	4

Your local public library is a wonderful and welcoming place to connect to your community, learn facts about the world, use the internet for your convenience, or just find a fun book to read! Our librarians are happy to help you find things, or even give recommendations! Your local library takes pride in happily enabling both independent and community enrichment for everyone!

[dengopaiv]

   

Waldo

Age:	34
Theme Colour:	Striped
Strength:	Pokes you in the ribbs = 1
Agility:	Now you see them, now you don't = 10
Wits:	Hihihi, camouflage=2
Spirit:	not transparent enough = 1
Magic:	Casting invisibility unsuccessfully since 1987 = 1
Affinity:	shapeshifter in perpetual practice = 5
Command:	come here everybody = 4
Luck:	Mommy! I'm lost! = 1

"Hey! You there! Have you seen Waldo?" Because I sure haven't."
"Waldo wha?"
"Wow, wow, Waldo."
"Waldo ever."
Yes. That is them. The imfamous Waldo. Just when we think we've found them, they disappear again.
Not only that, but they also change their name when they go to a different country. Wally in Britain, Waldo in USA, Vili in Hungary, Volli in Estonia and then they go to Serbia, call themselves Jura and not only haven't we lost Waldo, we're lost ourselves. So sharpen your eyes and focus your pencils, because we're going to find Waldo. Arguably the second most important question in the universe after the one to which only the answer is known:
"Where's Waldo?"

[Tove]

   

Winston Churchill

Age:	56
Theme Colour:	Red
Strength:	1
Agility:	1
Wits:	7
Spirit:	4
Magic:	0
Affinity:	0
Command:	8
Luck:	4

Rude
Passionate
Rude
Determined
Rude
Courageous
Rude
A natural leader
Oh and Rude

[Jeromulus]

   

Jub Jub

Age:	Jub Jub (translation: 69)
Theme Colour:	Jub Jub (translation: #BEDAA7)
Strength:	0
Agility:	5
Wits:	0
Spirit:	10
Magic:	10
Affinity:	0
Command:	0
Luck:	0

• The mischevous elf goblin who lives in the sewers from the John's Cinematic Universe. Everyone loves him.
• Has a water gun filled with sewer water. He is not afraid to use it on you.
• Uses his own creepiness to damage his enemies.
• Once used printer black ink to dye his gray hair black.
• Denies being a mutant Squidward

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[Jeromulus]

   

Raziel Luis

Age:	21
Theme Colour:	#07074D
Strength:	5
Agility:	5
Wits:	10
Spirit:	0
Magic:	0
Affinity:	5
Command:	0
Luck:	0

• Has the ability to reincarnate and retain memories of past lives, which renders Raziel immortal and have the time to do anything and everything.
• To pay for the ability to reincarnate, Raziel is cursed with: terrible luck, to always begin each incarnation born to a dysfunctional family along with a physical disability, and the inability to form relationships. This is how his first life began, and this how all his lives with begin.
• Has spent his lives trying to become the perfect human, or in his interpretation, become a "jack of no trades, master of everything".
• Uses his nigh omniscience, which took him 777 years to get, to fight. He considers it to be his greatest and only asset.
• His most damaging weakness is his sloth. He has never felt an ounce of confidence and always thinks that he will fail in whatever he does, so he never does anything at all. Fate has been cruel to him and he may never be able to receive mercy.

[Luca]

There aren't too many rules for character apps, but the last two I don't really feel adequately follow them.

You will need to review the OP and resubmit your apps if you'd like them to be in the tournament, otherwise they will be skipped.

[Hunter Leptk]

   

Hunter Leptk

Age:	23
Theme Colour:	Violet
Strength:	2
Agility:	4
Wits:	8
Spirit:	3
Magic:	0
Affinity:	2
Command:	4
Luck:	2

Leader of Endmigt
lighthearted and perseverant
Wartime experience.
Treating this as a compettition (will not kill anyone)
Weilds a plethera of high-tech Hepteni weapons
Really good pilot

Was a pilot in the last great war, during which she rose in ranks and prestige. After the war she rose quickly to presidency. She prefes to fight with other people, using strategy and supreme skill to protect her friends and allies and minimize casualties

[Argo]

   

Ibuki Mioda

Age:	18
Theme Colour:	#FF5FFF
Strength:	5
Agility:	5
Wits:	5
Spirit:	4
Magic:	2
Affinity:	2
Command:	0
Luck:	2

• Amazing hearing
  
• Master lockpick
  
• Flamethrower guitar
  
• Will bite you

Ibuki Mioda is the Super High School Level Light Music Club Member attending the 77th class at Hope's Peak Academy. When wielding a guitar, she's able to perform such amazing and catchy music, everyone nearby stops everything they're doing to listen to her playing.

[Natalie]

   

Late Stage Dementia Margaret Thatcher

Age:	85
Theme Colour:	A royal - yet elegant - blue
Strength:	0
Agility:	0
Wits:	5
Spirit:	2
Magic:	0
Affinity:	0
Command:	10
Luck:	8

- Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, known as the "Iron Lady" for her steely resolve and tendency to rust
- Experiencing frequent short and long term memory loss, confusion, disbelief at milk prices
- Denis died eight years ago, Maggie. You have to let go.