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Granted! You open the door to find your favorite pencil staring you down - and it has a gun! It's going to get revenge on you!

I wish I could eat anything without side-effects

laurel

10010

don't worry it's just binary for 18

23

he's a mayan god

Lachrymal

ants

21

Granted! They're written in a foreign language

I wish I had more courage!

Xbalanque

I can use proper nouns, right?

cheez its

Granted, but you can't throw them as far as you want.

I wish I had pizza

Kusanagi

Refulgent

19

instant oatmeal was invented by zeus when his last oatmeal took too long to cook

fax

lethargy

Math

all of the world's coffee is grown solely in sub-antarctic temperatures

had enough time