Corruption Game

[Emily]

Granted, but it's not as fantasy-based as you want it to be.

I wish I had magical abilities.

[Luca]

Granted, but it's In a Young Girl's Heart Magic, and you've never been sure what powers that entails.

I wish I could rewind time to get more things done.

[Zizou]

Granted. You rewind all the way back to when you were 4.

I wish that I was a penguin.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but you're living in a bad climate and it's quite uncomfortable

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner

[Emily]

Granted, but you have no way of obtaining it.

I wish to play more Uno.

[Luca]

Sí, pero solamente una vez mas.

I wish that a stack of banknotes could be air-dropped to the balcony.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but they're one penny bank notes

I wish I could decide what to eat for second dinner

[Wasc]

Granted, but the thing that you decide to eat is packing peanuts.

I wish summer wasn't so hot

[Luca]

Granted, we are now subject to irreversible global cooling.

I wish I could walk around and explore the outside without the constant presence of people.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but you're followed by a rat that you think must have a recording device in it, so paranoia remains

I wish I was a picture

[Luca]

Granted, but Nickleback writes a song about you.

I wish I had a strategic supply of lamps to light dark areas.

[Emily]

Granted, but they're only available in odd colours.

I wish it was slightly less cold so we could go on walks more frequently.

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted but the dip in temperature also brings more rain. So the walks are still a little uncomfy, if not ruined.

I wish I already had my degree and all associated knowledge.

[Luca]

Granted, but you are cursed to become a manager of an IHOP

I wish that I could go for a long walk in the wilderness

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but you get lost and become scared you'll never make it home

I wish my food had settled better in my stomach

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but it's settled so well it never wants to leave or be digested.

I wish I didn't spend all of yesterday asleep. qnq

[Emily]

Granted, you spent 24 hours awake and are exhausted today instead.

I wish things weren't so difficult.

[Luca]

Granted, they are easier, but you cannot understand them.

I wish there were a good Thai restaurant near by.

[Bele Levy Epies]

Granted, it's closed.

I wish for wish ideas.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but your wishes come true and they're things you regret.

I wish for inspiration