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#91
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by Kal - August 13, 2023, 11:31:35 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 42
Argo: 30
A819: 23
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 42
Argo: 30
A819: 23
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#92
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by A - August 13, 2023, 05:18:55 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 41
Argo: 30
A819: 23
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 41
Argo: 30
A819: 23
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#93
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by Kal - August 12, 2023, 09:40:55 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 41
Argo: 30
A819: 22
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 41
Argo: 30
A819: 22
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#94
Roleplay / AVftS: Camp Counselling (Close...
Last post by Emily - August 12, 2023, 08:38:17 PMRiza woke up to notice two things: first, a single, unbroken stream of light was shining through the canopy and directly into their eyes. Secondly, Lyndh was standing over them hoisting that giant sword over his shoulder and staring suspiciously at them. It was an interesting experience, seeing tiny eyes over the edge of that gigantic bush of a moustache. Riza raised a hand to shade their eyes and grunted. "What?"
Lyndh grunted back, then pointed. Sitting up, Riza looked in the direction to find that a small pack of squirrels had crossed the line of where the wards should have caught them. The warrior snorted, then laughed loudly and walked away. Riza stood up, glaring after him. "Yeah yeah, okay fine the ward didn't work." They took a moment, attempting to shake some of the leaves from their hair, but found it wasn't working. And that's when they noticed Kaegan standing in the middle of some nearby trees looking confused. Well, if it wasn't literally everyone waking up before the person keeping watch. They approached Kaegan and looked in the same direction he did.
Kaegan continued looking out into the forest, unmoved. Passionlessly, he said "That guy was Scottish." He turned to Riza, "I guess he thought we should know."
The mage looked at Kaegan, then back out in the direction of where he'd been looking. "Yeah yeah, okay fine the ward didn't work."
Kaegan tried to rub the sleep out of his eyes. "Was it a ward against the Scottish?" he asked blankly.
"Primarily," Riza replied, "but I was hoping to keep out other evil spirits as well."
"Well, it seemed like a friendly evil spirit. I guess, considering we're not dead. Or stew."
Rizali began tearing down the tent while they talked. If evil Scottish spirits were about, they better make good time. "They always do, until they pick you up and throw you across a field. Some kind of competition, to see who can throw a person the farthest. Or they'll make you into stew, yeah. One of the two."
"Yeah. One of the two," Kaegan replied. He continued to stare into the woods in the direction the strange individual had both come and gone. Were it not for the large human-sized hole in the foliage, one could make the case that he had made up the event entirely.
"Hey Rizali?" Kaegan asked. "What are the Scottish?"
Riza stopped in the middle of attempting to collapse one of the little pole things that never seem to work properly, and looked into the middle distance. "I have no idea, but they sound scary. What do you think they are?"
Kaegan began to look for this things to pick up and start taking onward in the journey, but seemed to realise quickly that he arrived with nothing and would be departing in the same manner. "I don't know. He seemed like a normal person who just talked weird."
"This fucking," Rizali pushed the plastic thing to the side just as Lyndh came around to do it for him. How lucky to have someone else to do the narrative necessities while Riza and Kaegan talked. "Anyway, yeah I guess he might have just been someone from the village? Or some kind of crazed hermit. Did he have any crows with him?"
"Nope," Kaegan responded. "No clothes neither."
"Oh wow. Huh, how about that. We should probably keep going. I don't think we'll keep finding random people further into the forest, hopefully. Did he say anything else?"
"No. Also your big guy's done. He's a lot faster at that than you are."
Rizali looked over to see Lyndh had completed folding up the tent, and was carrying it over one shoulder like a pack. "Huh. You know, Kaegan, I wonder if Lyndh might be Scottish. It's been on my mind ever since I learned what Scottish people were two minutes ago."
Kaegan blinked a moment and considered the implications of the designation, then he said simply "Can't be, he's wearing clothes."
"Damn, you're right. Oh, by the way, did you happen to see any tree people?"
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly.
"Wha- no, like a person but made of wood."
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly again.
"What do- Kaegan, I don't think you're taking this seriously. I'm asking you if you saw a tree person."
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly again-again.
"I had the strangest dream last night."
"About the tree people..."
"Yes, exactly, about the tree people. I dreamt one came into the camp and asked such strange questions. Either it really happened and I fell asleep mid-conversation, which would be embarrassing, or I dreamt it. Dreamed it? Dreamted it?"
Kaegan inspected the camp for people other than the three of them, but they did indeed appear to otherwise be alone. "Well, they're not here right now, I guess," he responded.
"It must have been a dreamt then, that's good to know. Is there anything else you want to do in this part of the forest?"
"Leeeeeave it?" Kaegan blinked. As if the strangeness wasn't bad enough, it would clearly take more mental strength and patience to endure this place if Rizali wanted to come up with any other activities than just getting to the other side.
"That sounds like a great idea. Then we should make like a tree and leaf immediately."
Lyndh grunted back, then pointed. Sitting up, Riza looked in the direction to find that a small pack of squirrels had crossed the line of where the wards should have caught them. The warrior snorted, then laughed loudly and walked away. Riza stood up, glaring after him. "Yeah yeah, okay fine the ward didn't work." They took a moment, attempting to shake some of the leaves from their hair, but found it wasn't working. And that's when they noticed Kaegan standing in the middle of some nearby trees looking confused. Well, if it wasn't literally everyone waking up before the person keeping watch. They approached Kaegan and looked in the same direction he did.
Kaegan continued looking out into the forest, unmoved. Passionlessly, he said "That guy was Scottish." He turned to Riza, "I guess he thought we should know."
The mage looked at Kaegan, then back out in the direction of where he'd been looking. "Yeah yeah, okay fine the ward didn't work."
Kaegan tried to rub the sleep out of his eyes. "Was it a ward against the Scottish?" he asked blankly.
"Primarily," Riza replied, "but I was hoping to keep out other evil spirits as well."
"Well, it seemed like a friendly evil spirit. I guess, considering we're not dead. Or stew."
Rizali began tearing down the tent while they talked. If evil Scottish spirits were about, they better make good time. "They always do, until they pick you up and throw you across a field. Some kind of competition, to see who can throw a person the farthest. Or they'll make you into stew, yeah. One of the two."
"Yeah. One of the two," Kaegan replied. He continued to stare into the woods in the direction the strange individual had both come and gone. Were it not for the large human-sized hole in the foliage, one could make the case that he had made up the event entirely.
"Hey Rizali?" Kaegan asked. "What are the Scottish?"
Riza stopped in the middle of attempting to collapse one of the little pole things that never seem to work properly, and looked into the middle distance. "I have no idea, but they sound scary. What do you think they are?"
Kaegan began to look for this things to pick up and start taking onward in the journey, but seemed to realise quickly that he arrived with nothing and would be departing in the same manner. "I don't know. He seemed like a normal person who just talked weird."
"This fucking," Rizali pushed the plastic thing to the side just as Lyndh came around to do it for him. How lucky to have someone else to do the narrative necessities while Riza and Kaegan talked. "Anyway, yeah I guess he might have just been someone from the village? Or some kind of crazed hermit. Did he have any crows with him?"
"Nope," Kaegan responded. "No clothes neither."
"Oh wow. Huh, how about that. We should probably keep going. I don't think we'll keep finding random people further into the forest, hopefully. Did he say anything else?"
"No. Also your big guy's done. He's a lot faster at that than you are."
Rizali looked over to see Lyndh had completed folding up the tent, and was carrying it over one shoulder like a pack. "Huh. You know, Kaegan, I wonder if Lyndh might be Scottish. It's been on my mind ever since I learned what Scottish people were two minutes ago."
Kaegan blinked a moment and considered the implications of the designation, then he said simply "Can't be, he's wearing clothes."
"Damn, you're right. Oh, by the way, did you happen to see any tree people?"
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly.
"Wha- no, like a person but made of wood."
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly again.
"What do- Kaegan, I don't think you're taking this seriously. I'm asking you if you saw a tree person."
"Like Lyndh?" asked Kaegan blankly again-again.
"I had the strangest dream last night."
"About the tree people..."
"Yes, exactly, about the tree people. I dreamt one came into the camp and asked such strange questions. Either it really happened and I fell asleep mid-conversation, which would be embarrassing, or I dreamt it. Dreamed it? Dreamted it?"
Kaegan inspected the camp for people other than the three of them, but they did indeed appear to otherwise be alone. "Well, they're not here right now, I guess," he responded.
"It must have been a dreamt then, that's good to know. Is there anything else you want to do in this part of the forest?"
"Leeeeeave it?" Kaegan blinked. As if the strangeness wasn't bad enough, it would clearly take more mental strength and patience to endure this place if Rizali wanted to come up with any other activities than just getting to the other side.
"That sounds like a great idea. Then we should make like a tree and leaf immediately."
#95
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by A - August 12, 2023, 12:39:24 AMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 40
Argo: 30
A819: 22
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 40
Argo: 30
A819: 22
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#96
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by Kal - August 12, 2023, 12:20:13 AMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 40
Argo: 30
A819: 21
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 40
Argo: 30
A819: 21
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#97
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by A - August 11, 2023, 06:53:21 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 39
Argo: 30
A819: 21
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 39
Argo: 30
A819: 21
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#98
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by Kal - August 11, 2023, 06:31:00 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 39
Argo: 30
A819: 20
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 39
Argo: 30
A819: 20
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#99
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by A - August 11, 2023, 05:25:08 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 38
Argo: 30
A819: 20
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 38
Argo: 30
A819: 20
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
#100
Spam / Re: Spam Points
Last post by Kal - August 11, 2023, 04:23:51 PMHumanSanity: 81
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 38
Argo: 30
A819: 19
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1
Emily: 68
Luca: 60
Kal: 38
Argo: 30
A819: 19
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Cat: 4
Zuk: 2
Ruby: 2
Potato: 2
Istillian: 2
Sueloc: 1