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Our newfound love Testlandia, wore splendid magenta fursuit, specifically commissioned to contain BEES! It buzzed through rainbow, over walls yonder, and into the sky. At midnight, Gerald Ford erupted from his volcanic lair, overflowing with meritorious service. Both chambers reloaded their legislative shotguns while removing glistering shirts, heated by lava undershirts. Ford devoured the 535 imperial guards, while copper prices skyrocketed, and legislation stalled.

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! These starting object breakdowns hopefully also function as a parseable example of how an addition could be structured.


Starting Room ->
Four Grey Walls arranged into a square, holding up a Plain Ceiling, on a Wooden Floor; on one of the walls is a Red Door, and on the very opposite wall is a Green Door.


Please don't hesitate to suggest any improvements/modifications/abandonments of this game that you find pertinent, I do not know how to capably structure games and I want to make something fun more than I care about any particular syntax and format and game 

[responding to this topic with a described object, and then the objects they could be said to consist of.]

Hello denizens of Calamity Refuge!
I have been exploring this forum and its history quietly for some time now and I wanted to post something to see who is here and actually use this forum that I have been reading so much about!

Given my substantial inexperience with eloquent wordwrightery and conformation to traditional English syntaxes, I have decided to post a new topic to the Spam board in hopes I do not anger any lexical or grammatical entities of wrath.

Apologies for the somewhat out-of-place introduction. With hopefully little further ado, here is the Game:

In the world, there are various objects. These objects consist of other objects. A sandwich consists of Bread, Sandwich Contents, and Bread. A teacup consists of some sort of a quaint cup and a handle. There are also abstract objects, which still consist of other objects. This is the base concept of the game.

The method of playing this game is responding to this topic with a described object, and then the objects they could be said to consist of.

Over time, as more objects are described, an extremely detailed ontological picture of a collectively developed world will (hopefully) form!
To make this game more interesting than top-down structures like Orteil's "Nested", the system of breaking objects down into their constituents will be extended so that a door frame would consist of the door, the components of the frame, and the room/place beyond.


Here is how a response could be structured:

Insert explanation, conversation, and/or clever joke here.
OBJECT OF CONCERN (Underlined) ->

An object that is a piece of the object of concern, and potentially another object that is as well, and more if you so wish.
OR
An object that could also be a piece of the object of concern, and the other part(s).

And maybe insert an explanation, conversation, and/or wry play on the words here.

Hopefully these instructions (?) (rules?) are somewhat clear; I will try to clarify them in this topic. Please post something if you want to!

>HEY THERE
A welcome set and queued
>MIRROR
The same old practiced loop