Corruption Game

[clandrox]

Granted, you can never land again.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted, but now everything you own is Chocolate.

I wish I was a wizard.

[Luca]

Granted, you are the Wizard of Id.

I wish I could solve global warming.

[Emily]

Granted, but now there's global cooling. ❄️❄️❄️

I wish we were writing more!

[clandrox]

Granted, but now there's global cooling. ❄️❄️❄️

I wish we were writing more!

Granted But now we all write in wucelapan.

I wish I had someone who loves cheese wheels as much as I do.

[Rea]

Granted, but they like them as tires, not to eat them, and they steal all of yours.

I wish I knew what trees felt like . . .

[clandrox]

Granted but you now lose all movement in your hands

I wish I could dance

[Natalie]

Granted, but the only dance you can ever do is the Worm.

I wish we'd get some snow here this winter.

[Luca]

Granted, you are visited by Jon Snow

I wish there were more villages on the Minecraft server.

[Emily]

Granted. They're full of zombies!

I wish getting all the trees in Harvestcraft wasn't so expensive!

[clandrox]

Granted. They're full of zombies!

I wish getting all the trees in Harvestcraft wasn't so expensive!

Granted but now the economy is ruined.

I wish for a better government

[Luca]

Granted, it ceases to exist after 28 days

I wish for more free time

[Rea]

Granted, everyone has free time except for you.

I wish it wasn't so friggin cold over here.

[Emily]

Granted, it is now approximately 40 degrees there year-round.

I wish it was easier to design things in Minecraft.

[clandrox]

Granted but everything must be made from Dirt.

I wish for a pie

[Rea]

Granted. It's a mud pie.

40 degrees isn't that bad *stares at the stupid snow sticking to the ground*

I wish we could vacation on the moon.

[clandrox]

Granted but it costs more than Bill Gates entire net worth doubled
I wish for a refugian rank

[Luca]

Granted, you are conscripted into our defender army.

I wish for lots of food to eat tonight

[clandrox]

Granted but the food is the flesh off of a homeless man's feet.

I wish for war.

[Luca]

Granted, but you must play with four decks of cards.

I wish to glow in the dark.

[Emily]

40 degrees isn't that bad *stares at the stupid snow sticking to the ground*

Do you love the flaming ruins of all your surroundings? 40 is so hot.

Granted, Luca, but the glow makes it difficult to sleep.

I wish more people were interested in making posts for AVftS.