Match I: Socko | Waldo

Started by Luca, September 16, 2021, 08:25:23 PM

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In a match between a pair of two-dimensional figures, who will survive?

Socko
0 (0%)
Waldo
3 (100%)

Total Members Voted: 3

Voting closed: September 18, 2021, 08:25:23 PM

Luca






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Write up an example of a battle in any form you choose. Be as elaborate or as simple as you wish. Be analytical and methodical or fanciful and storylike. Whichever you like best. Then vote in the poll to reflect how your match has turned out. The results of the poll will determine the outcome and a canonical shitpost will be developed which expresses that result. You are not required to write a battle post to vote, although it is recommended.

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        Socko





















Age:Ageless Eldritch Abomination
Strength:0
Agility:0
Wits:10
Spirit:0
Magic:5
Affinity:0
Command:10
Luck:0




He's finally found a home on someone's hand other than Bo Burnham. Unfortunately, that person is CEO Entrepeneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos
... and he has to pay rent on said hand.





                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

Waldo       





















Age:34
Strength:1
Agility:10
Wits:2
Spirit:1
Magic:1
Affinity:5
Command:4
Luck:1




"Hey! You there! Have you seen Waldo?" Because I sure haven't."
"Waldo wha?"
"Wow, wow, Waldo."
"Waldo ever."
Yes. That is them. The imfamous Waldo. Just when we think we've found them, they disappear again.
Not only that, but they also change their name when they go to a different country. Wally in Britain, Waldo in USA, Vili in Hungary, Volli in Estonia and then they go to Serbia, call themselves Jura and not only haven't we lost Waldo, we're lost ourselves. So sharpen your eyes and focus your pencils, because we're going to find Waldo. Arguably the second most important question in the universe after the one to which only the answer is known:
"Where's Waldo?"

        Results



          Socko     




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Waldo        


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