I disavow it

[Matt]

I disavow how long it's been since I last spoke to ye

[AlchemicCadence]

There is no such thing as a daily standup meeting.

I disavow it.

[Catherine]

I deny the reality of that great evil, minus temperatures in Celsius.

I disavow it.

[Catherine]

Everyone who has redesigned an emoji based on :p to look less like a fun, lighthearted joking face and more like it's trying to lick you goes straight to existential jail.

It is a betrayal of the highest order, and I disavow it.