I disavow it

[Argo]

Wyoming does not exist.

I disavow it.

[Emily]

Andrew Scheer doesn't exist. I disavow him.

[Zizou]

Johnny is a cursed name for a being that does not exist.

I disavow it.

[Luca]

There is no such thing as time before 11am.

I disavow it.

[HumanSanity]

When the professor uploads the reading scanned from a book instead of in a pdf where all the text that's in one row actually *appears* in one row, or in a word document, or OCR scanned, or literally anything else; that's not real.

I disavow it.

[Luca]

There is no such thing as Saka's forum password.

I disavow it.

[HumanSanity]

There is no such thing as fingernail clippers

I disavow it

[HumanSanity]

Months are arbitrary

I disavow it

[Luca]

There is no such thing as Regina.

And I wish they'd stop adding it to the map.

[Emily]

To the best of my knowledge, Kuviran doesn't exist, and never has*.

*Kuviran liked this.

[Luca]

Oklahoma does not exist.

I disavow it.

[HumanSanity]

Honey does not exist,

I disavow it.

[Emily]

Reptilian overlords do not exist. I disavow it.

[HumanSanity]

Temperature does not exist

I disavow it

[Emily]

Flat Earth Theory does not exist. I disavow it.

[Luca]

Lightning does not exist.

I disavow it.

[HumanSanity]

Gas does not exist

I disavow it.

[Emily]

I do not exist.

I disavow me.

[Luca]

There is no such thing as social.

I disavow it, and those that don't are mere pretenders!

[Emily]

I disavow pretending.

Reality is what you make it, so pretending is not a thing.