Rename Everything

[Emily]

The act of eating shall henceforth be referred to as "cromch"

[Luca]

"Tea" should be referred to now as "strategic tea"

[HumanSanity]

"lemon" shall be referred to as "lime"

[Emily]

Lime shall henceforth be referred to as undefinable citrus.

[Wasc]

water shall now be known as lemonless lemonade.

[HumanSanity]

Toothpaste shall be known as breath lightener

[Luca]

The names of skittles and M&M shall be swapped at random thoughout any given month.

[HumanSanity]

toilet paper shall be renamed kleenex

[Luca]

The practice of software development shall now be known as "wizardry"

[HumanSanity]

Fabric softener shall be known as nose poison

[Luca]

"Left" shall now be known as "right" and vice versa sporadically alternating three hundred times per day.

[HumanSanity]

"Water" shall be known as "fruit juice"

"Gatorade" shall be known as "water"

[Emily]

Fruit juice shall henceforth be known as "sugar tasting faintly of a colour"

[Luca]

Kansas will now be known as "Secret Kansas"

[HumanSanity]

Applejuice shall be known as "a thing made by applejack"

[Luca]

All forms of Nanaimo Bars^{® TM} shall now be known as "Strategic Nanaimo Bars^{® TM}".

[Emily]

The Rocky Mountains will now be known as "The John Denvers"

[Luca]

All subscription-based products shall now be referred to as "bad decisions"

[HumanSanity]

Luca shall now be referred to as Taylor

[Emily]

HS shall now be referred to as Pony Lord of the East