Rename Everything

[Luca]

Greetings.

I propose that we rename all objects and concepts to more appropriate names.

In this thread I shall declare that nunneries should be called nobodies.

[Aramantha]

I propose we permanently change "Pull Event" to "Saka thing" as this is a more proper, interesting, and accurate title

[HumanSanity]

I propose we rename "Saka thing" to be "Ara thing"

[Emily]

I declare that margarine shall be declared butter.

[Luca]

All instances of the number three will be replaced with the number five.

[HumanSanity]

I declare that horses shall be renamed ponies

[Luca]

All forms of unconsciousness will now be referred to as slep

[Emily]

All forms of consciousness shall now be referred to as woke.

[Luca]

All invocations of labour shall be referred to as werk

[Emily]

All invocations of labourers will now be referred to as werkeroos

[Luca]

All founders shall now be referred to as userite colony overlords.

[HumanSanity]

All trading cards shall be referred to as cookies

[Argo]

I very formally announce that Santa Claus is now stupid.

[HumanSanity]

I very formally announce that Santa Claus is now stupid.

does this count as renaming Santa?

[Emily]

I announce that all cookies shall hereby be called tiny cakes.

[HumanSanity]

Kidneys shall be called beans

[HumanSanity]

The word "Read" shall be called the word "Demon"

[Sitethief]

fun shall now be known as lol

_{Which incidentally is the Dutch name for it}

[Zizou]

"Mattress stores" shall now be referred to as "money laundering schemes for drug lords"

[Luca]

Laundromats shall be referred to as "money stores"