The Official Refugia Boatyard

[Natalie]

Ahoy!

It's been a year since I've brainstormed Spam thread ideas, but I think I've finally dredged up a winner. This is a home for salty sea dogs, safe from the Furious Fifties, to dock up their lakers and windjammers and swing the lamp. I think some people refer to this as a port.

As your conning officer, I'll be manning the rip rap and bending the jackline. Sailors seeking citadel, dayblink is here.

[Copyn]

I cannot say I understand, but I'm ready to be a swashbuckler! I just need some swashes to buckle!
And maybe a pirate dictionary!

[Luca]

Yarr

*salutes*

What the hell do we do captain

*begins drinking heavily*

[Copyn]

I say we pillage a village! Yarr!

[Emily]

Greetings, fine pirate associates! I have arrived upon this boatyard to seek out fortune and br-briny seas! Let us commence the pirates things that we can do! I think it is high seas time for pilleraging! Ho ho ho!

[Copyn]

We need our commanding conning officer here to guide us! How else can we pillage with efficiency?!

[Emily]

Yarr me hearties cap'n cap'n the ships done got spiderwebs it do be!

[Luca]

Ga'der dem up an' shape dem into sumtine!

[Emily]

Cap'n! My feet have done thar been turned into coral reefs they have.