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[ThePotatoFanatic]

I'm stupid!












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Fun fact I'm moulk2 btw

























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Hah, you thought there would be something here didn't cha?
Well well well I have your Ip address now
is it 69.420.69?

[Catherine]

Did the all seeing potatoey orb tell you that?

Because it was right.

[Aav]

hello! welcome to calref (the forum)!~

[ThePotatoFanatic]

  I told you not to open this.
Now I shall strike you down with the power of my B- in Honors Algebra 3 w trig.
Perish mortal.















I'm supposed to be up at 10 Pm I swear!
Wait no my Advisory sleep schedule noooooooo....

[Aav]

most excellent, i am terrified of that power

[Luca]

I have seen the potatoes true power, I am at their mercy. We will sing songs of their righteousness. We shall cook with them. Pleasant and succulent potatoes, placed lovingly upon my desk with the light gleaming off of its robust exterior. I raise my hands into the sky and cry out Its divine name. A flash of light overwhelms me. The potet, I exclaim in shock and awe, it has been transformed into a bowl of hashbrowns. By the one, the two, the three, the four, the five, the six, the seven! We will never know their gifts. The potatoes lay there in the bowl now, perfectly ripe for the taking. My mind transcends in wonderment at the possibilities. Energy fills my body as the excitement channels through me. I would run, but running has been banned; it is unseemly. So I wiggle my arms left and right as a display of my profound approval and satisfaction at the gift of food in starchy potato form. Praise the sun.