Corruption Game

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but the clouds are so low they're fog, and there's so low visibility you can't see where you're walking

I wish I had a pony

[Copyn]

Granted! But your pony used to belong to Poseidon, and he wants it back! Better be careful near the ocean

I wish it would snow where I am!

[HumanSanity]

Granted but you're snowed in for a month

I wish I could find my key

[Aramantha]

I wish I could find my key

Granted but you found it in your pocket and now are eternally embarrassed about losing it

I wish I had a fireplace

[Luca]

Granted, but that place is your house. You warm yourself by the rubble.

I wish I had more hot cocoa.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but you let your hot cocoa get cold :<

I wish brushing my hair wasn't so much work

[Emily]

Granted, you no longer have any.

I wish classes were easier.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but everyone knows your classes were so easy that they no longer value the education you received

I wish I wasn't so cold

[Luca]

Granted. There is no longer such a thing as temperature. I disa- hm.

I wish that I had a bookcase so I could stop storing books on tables like a savage.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but the bookshelves on the walls surround you completely and make you feel like a monster

I wish that I was just a pony

[Luca]

Granted, but you're an earth pony.

I wish I could fly.

[AlchemicCadence]

Granted, but you can't stop flying. You're always moving at high speeds through the air. Wheee!

I wish I didn't have so many classes D:

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but then you don't graduate.

I wish this slight throat pain would subside

[Luca]

Granted, it has moved to your tongue.

I wish I wouldn't spend 3/4ths of the day asleep anymore.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but then you're still exhausted all the time.

I wish I didn't get blisters on my feet when I went out for a walk

[Porflox]

Granted, but you're locked in your room and can't go for a walk.

I wish for good grades without working

[Wischland]

Granted, but they're all for laziness class.

I wish for people to stop making puns with my name.

[Luca]

Catgratulations, your wish is granted.

I wish for another massive chocolate-based product.

[Emily]

Granted! It's your desk and it's gradually melting!

I wish I could do more writing.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but it's incoherent and poorly researched.

I wish I could do more writing.