A Trove of (Peculiar) Rare (Legendary) Items

[omnicrumb]

Okay!!!! I had a new game idea! hopefully this one is good:

Every response to this topic should be a plausible rarity ranking in parenthesis, and then a somewhat interesting and witty description of the previously titled and Uncommon Unique item. For instance, :

START: The Mace of Doom

PERSON 1: (Rare) A rare mace forged in the crucible named Doom, from the land of the Crucible-Namers. Bartholomews Contraption

PERSON 2: (Uncommon) An all-in-one gadget, made by, of, and for Bartholomew. Mystical Dough

(And on and on.)

These interactions describe the following items:

• The Mace of Doom (Rare) - A rare mace forged in the crucible named Doom, from the land of the Crucible-Namers.
• Bartholomews Contraption (Uncommon) - An all-in-one gadget, made by, of, and for Bartholomew.

I think that's most of the idea, so I'll start the chain!

The Pocket Potion

[walrus]

(Common) Temporarily grows new pockets on your clothes, increases inventory size by 5.

Mysterious Whistle

[omnicrumb]

(Special) Well-worn brass whistle. Can be used to summon the Enshrouding Myst.

Toothpaster

[omnicrumb]

(Common) Dentist's tool for putting them back in after they fall out. Can be misused!

Symbol Potion