Corruption Game

[Emily]

Granted, unfortunately it's bardic inspiration and only allows you to add a d4 to your next skill check or attack roll.

I wish I had an idea for the thesis I'm supposed to come up with for my history class.

[Luca]

Granted but, at the last minute, it is converted to an Art Appreciation class and you can't afford to attend all of the professor's friends' art galleries.

I wish I had a nice big cake.

[Emily]

Granted, but it's too rich so you can only eat a piece every two days and you need to take a nap every time you eat a piece.

I wish I could have some good Thai food uwu

[Luca]

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat it.

I wish our internet was more reliable.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but it's reliably bad

I wish the weather was like this every day

[Emily]

Granted, but you start to wish it was like something else after a few weeks.

I wish that the mail would come.

[Luca]

Granted, it has arrived; There is a sale on microwaves at the Cool Kids' Store. No other mail is present.

I wish I had some coffee.

[Emily]

Granted, but it tastes like breakfast tea instead of coffee.

I wish bank things would work out better

[Luca]

Granted, but you're the Weakest Link in the next round.

I wish I had a time turner.

[Emily]

Granted, you're now stuck in timecube.

I wish I could convince myself that going to university was actually worth what I'm going through to do it.

[Luca]

Granted, you are now a boomer.

I wish I could convince myself that my NS work matters.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, but [redacted] takes credit for it.

I wish I could portion food slightly better

[Emily]

Granted, it's still not good but it's better.

I wish I could get more people to RP with me D:<

[Luca]

Granted, but you don't know much about German tanks.

I wish I had the power to control time.

[Emily]

Granted but you can only go forward.

I wish paying for school was easier.

[HumanSanity]

Granted, the school simply deducts lifetime directly from your 5G microchip.

I wish I could stay well hydrated more easily

[Emily]

Granted, but it's only unflavoured carbonated water.

I wish the potets would be done faster!

[Luca]

Granted, they are now dehydrated and come in a compact powder form.

I wish I had a magic time turner.

[DyllonAvocado]

Granted, but it will always turn to the day Jesus was born and you have to roleplay as one of the wise men.

I wish I had an enchanted tea pot the never runs empty

[Emily]

Granted, but it's neverending ginger tea. Which is fine, but you know, it's just not always what you want.

I wish the strawberry plant hadn't become infested.