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The musical Oklahoma

Daylight Donuts

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August 21st, 2:09 AM
Diamond City
Wario Castle

200,000,000 gold coins from the Mushroom Kingdom. He didn't know how much that was worth in krones - he was a killer, not a mathematician. Besides, it's coming from the pockets of royalty, it must be a pretty hefty sum. He didn't know why the Princess wanted this lanky man dead, all he knew is that it was his duty as an assassin to execute.

He stood waiting idly for 25 hours, 32 minutes and 05 second until finally a black parked the purple Double Dash! Agent 47 followed 5 centimeters behind Wario as he walked in front of him; Wario finally noticed his stalker and he abruptly turned around. "Ahahahaha! Wario does not care for paparazzi, begone bald man!" But Agent 47 merely ripped off bark from a nearby tree and hurled it at Wario's leg, knocking him unconcious. He dragged his body behind that very tree and stole his clothes. And soon Agent 47 was Wario. He tipped his large yellow hat to civilians as he searched for his target...but Waluigi found him first.

"Wario! The Olympics in Tokyo are over, we need to begin training right away so we may defeat Peach in table tennis once again!" Agent 47 looked Walugi dead in the eye and bashed him in the head with a trashcan. "Oof!" he called out. "Grr, you aren't Wario! Wario would never shave his moustache! Wahaha!"

Agent 47 hurled his trashcan on the ground at Waluigi at full strength, but Waluigi's legs kicked it right back at Agent's face and flew into the air. To Waluigi's LUCK, it landed directly on Agent's head, canceling his vision like a Skyrim bucket.
"Waluigi number ONE!"
"Waluigi number ONE!"
"Waluigi number ONE!"
Each time he executed this line by hurling a Bob-omb  at the trashcan helmet, exploding violently and sending Agent 47 down to the ground. "Take THIS!" he yelled as yet another Bob-omb flew his way. Agent caught it and hurled it straight back at Waluigi blasting him into a bond with a great "Wah!"

Agent 47 regathered his strength and looked out into the pond...no movement. He was ready to call his hit executed when SUDDENLY-
Waluigi bursts out of the pond and into the air still in a swimming motion wearing boxing gloves. He landed right on Agent 47 and began throwing punches with his right arm straight into his opponent's face. Agent didn't say a word, but instead reached for Wario's hat and slapped Waluigi right off of him. Agent 47 went for a strike on own, but his fist met the left boxing glove of Waluigi.
BOOM
They both flew back...but only Waluigi rose to his feet. "WAHAHAA! The Bob-omb in the boxing glove trick wins again!" he cried out with glee, now showing off amazing dance moves. "I'M-A NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! HA, hahahahaha!"
WALUIGI WINS

   

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

Age:	(possibly) 111 years old
Theme Colour:	Gray
Strength:	#1
Agility:	#1
Wits:	#1
Spirit:	5
Magic:	5
Affinity:	#1
Command:	10 (the army of the living dead
Luck:	#1

He is number 1

Commands an army of humanoid skeletal fish

Possesses the soda drink hat, and if it is he gets angry and the thief is CURSED

Wields a blade made from a swordfish skull

Can cast confusion on an enemy by showing them a floating shopping list or a ghost doodle

So my recent break lasted five days, I don't know why or how I thought that was enough.

Last night was pretty bad for me emotionally and this is the first time I've gotten out of bed since like 7 in the afternoon yesterday. Needless to say, I can't keep projecting my traumas on other people and I need to seek therapy and focus on my mental health. I really don't want to have a negative impact on anyone so I'm gonna try my best to stay away from the discord server until I am okay, which won't be easy cause I adore you all and I'll miss you guys. If I'm doing things right, I won't stop by for a bit.

You can always dm me on discord if you'd like! Talking makes things better :)

They cute and super good with ketchup

   

Iris

Age:	17
Theme Colour:	Pink!
Strength:	0
Agility:	4
Wits:	5
Spirit:	2
Magic:	6
Affinity:	4
Command:	3
Luck:	1

• Owner of three tea dragons (Ginger, Aby, and Ocha) they can't fly or breath fire but they got teeth!
• Wields a nice wooden staff
• Healer in training
• Precious
• May seem stand-offish when you first meet her but she's really a sweetheart!
• 'Clearly a main character'

Nobody messes with her dragons.

Granted, but every time you use it you get angry emails from each character you chose to remove; if you try to block them, they become strongly worded letters delivered via pigeon

I wish I could sleep on command

I love you guys <3

HumanSanity: 77
Emily: 55
Luca: 48
Dax: 20
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Zuk: 2
Bele Levy Epies: 1
Sueloc: 1

A form of refuge is a hug

A form of calamity is pressures and unfun things tying you down slipping off your shoulders as you begin flying in the air with happiness

if you are reading this is the distant future i probs lost

MORE GUACAMOLE

Well Id love to live with Zizou but darn Antarctica is cold :<

Maybe I could visit there, but I wanna live in a massive tea forest filled with lil tea dragons and frens :D

Blackberries are nice and sour :>

Granted, but it will always turn to the day Jesus was born and you have to roleplay as one of the wise men.

I wish I had an enchanted tea pot the never runs empty

fresh rocks

Masterful concept art of the gang thus far

I've already made this joke and I'll do it again