Floor 5: In Memorium

Started by Natalie, March 02, 2023, 05:07:45 PM

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Natalie



As many of you may have heard, floor 5 of the Admin Tower is set to be demolished following a tragic baking accident - our hearts go out to the simplebots lost in the blast. First responders burrowing through the rubble recovered a bulletin board, for some reason, and here today we gather to remember those most important office memos.

Recall how, on Veteran's Day of 2021, the holiday of romance culminated in multiple public declarations of love and affection:



And who could forget the rivalry with our Floor 6 neighbors?


I don't know what these are, but they are surely important artefacts:



Unfortunately, the World Assembly is neither fair nor balanced, and some dreams were never permitted to cross over the barrier into reality. We gather here to pour one (1) out for these fallen homies:


In the many years of this august assembly, there have been campaigns so remarkable, so inspiring, that they were preserved due to cultural significance. Please gaze upon them for a minimum of fifteen (15) seconds:



Finally, for the sake of posteriority, we have here the final bulletin from Floor 5 before the untimely swimming pool leak forced its closure.


Now, would anyone like to stand up and share their favourite Floor 5 memories, as we come together during this painful time?

Catherine

Floor 5 GBNF, fly high xoxo
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