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#1
Spam / Re: One Word Storyline
March 12, 2023, 04:52:32 PM
Once upon a star supernova, twenty six legendary cards descended from our tall card tower. Hooray!
Our newfound love Testlandia, wore splendid magenta fursuit, specifically commissioned to contain BEES! It buzzed through rainbow, over walls yonder, and into the sky. At midnight, Gerald Ford erupted from his volcanic lair, overflowing with meritorious service. Both chambers reloaded their legislative shotguns while removing glistering shirts, heated by lava undershirts. Ford devoured the 535 imperial guards, while copper prices skyrocketed, and legislation stalled.

Meanwhile, the legendary crocodile, Crocodile Irwin, initiated CPR for the legislature of New Hartoria. Mercifully, HS wrote textwalls of nonsense which follows:
"Spinning crickets mercifully inundate Equestria"

Obviously, this sucked. Mercifully, Andraste (Jesus Ronaldo) smote tobacco from a Tevinter corpse. Aromatic! It smelled. Unclear directions confounded the manufacturing executives, who decided there was no better fate than death. Opportunistically, they provided Andraste more timeshares filled 37% of the time by Tevinter, but why? For this, the ultimate price of three dollars and forty seven cents must be paid.

Dissenting Justice reminds us of prison. Thanks Justice! Very cool! Not until Alexander Wallexander jumped out and landed beside several upside-down teletubbies
#2
General Discussion / Re: Calamity Refuge Book Club
March 10, 2023, 04:02:29 PM
I definitely agree with what Emily said. The book was weird but enjoyable. While the ending was sad, it was pretty much what I expected to happen.

And though the book had lots of descriptions of people and places, I kinda thought they helped set the scene more than in other victorian era novels, where the descriptions of rolling hills and feathery hats seem to drag on and on. 

I'd like to know what other people thought about that because I'm probably biased towards the lesbian vampires.
#3
Spam / Re: Spam Points
March 09, 2023, 12:59:42 PM
HumanSanity: 81
Emily: 67
Luca: 58
Argo: 30
Kal: 16
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Zuk: 2
Catherine: 3
Sueloc: 1
Istillian: 1
Ruby: 2
#4
Spam / Re: It's Classified
March 09, 2023, 12:57:50 PM
I was taking to [redacted] today, and they said my [redacted] was [redacted] Dude, trust me, I KNOW. You don't have to keep reminding me of it D:
#5
Spam / Re: Spam Points
March 08, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
HumanSanity: 81
Emily: 67
Luca: 57
Argo: 30
Kal: 16
Aav: 14
Wasc: 10
FLP: 7
Ziz: 5
Dyll: 5
Fox: 4
Zuk: 2
Catherine: 3
Sueloc: 1
Istillian: 1
Rubywednesday: 1
#6
Spam / Re: One Word Storyline
March 08, 2023, 03:59:35 PM
Once upon a star supernova, twenty six legendary cards descended from our tall card tower. Hooray!
Our newfound love Testlandia, wore splendid magenta fursuit, specifically commissioned to contain BEES! It buzzed through rainbow, over walls yonder, and into the sky. At midnight, Gerald Ford erupted from his volcanic lair, overflowing with meritorious service. Both chambers reloaded their legislative shotguns while removing glistering shirts, heated by lava undershirts. Ford devoured the 535 imperial guards, while copper prices skyrocketed, and legislation stalled.

Meanwhile, the legendary crocodile, Crocodile Irwin, initiated CPR for the legislature of New Hartoria. Mercifully, HS wrote textwalls of nonsense which follows:
"Spinning crickets mercifully inundate Equestria"

Obviously, this sucked. Mercifully, Andraste (Jesus Ronaldo) smote tobacco from a Tevinter corpse. Aromatic! It smelled. Unclear directions confounded the manufacturing executives, who decided there was no better fate than death. Opportunistically, they provided Andraste more timeshares filled 37% of the time by Tevinter, but why? For this, the ultimate price of three dollars and forty seven cents must be paid.

Dissenting Justice reminds us of prison. Thanks Justice! Very cool! Not until Alexander Wallexander jumped out and landed beside several
#7
General Discussion / Re: Calamity Refuge Book Club
March 02, 2023, 03:03:47 PM
Hey folks! I just read the first 3 chapters of Carmilla! I haven't really been reading much lately, but the lesbian vampires definitely compelled me to start reading this one. (honestly I would definitely read more if there were more books about lesbian vampires :P)

My official conclusion so far? Definitely gay. I love how the third chapter is basically just "wow this woman's kinda suspicious but she's really pretty so I don't care, let's be ✨best friends✨"